Howdy! well luks lik my burpday party is bein post,uh,pos-gonna be later. Sumpthin about some Dude named Ike. Mom hasta git our pool and junk outa the yard. Thay(who is thay peepols ar always tawkin about?) anyhow that yada,blah mite get some gustin winds and rains on Sat.-my burpday. Parently we haf sum storm big as Texas. And eferbudy nos that is BIG . Why look at thoz bull hornz. Thay haf big cowz here.
AAaaaannnd, this is mom's saddle. I haf riden a time or 2 my own self. So I put on my cowboy hat and hopped up. Works much better with eether a litler saddle or mom with me. Mom sed we cud do my burpday latr. I sed ok. I wil wate fer cake and pressies.
All pawz crossed for eferbody this Ike is botherin. u r a big ol bully!