hay eferbudy. itz scooter. i haf tu tawk tu lacie an petra.
firstest, lacie i haded a purdy gud time wif u wen u came here tu see me. cept wen u yelleded at me an kinda snappeded at me. but it wuz not reel bad, so ok anok. u haf lotz an lotz of boyfrens. tu many fer me anywayz. so i decidereded tu luk fer me a gurlfren that jus liks me. like asta an stan. an sunny only wuz mad bowt that drink that passed her owt. (Sunny here. Lacie girl, I really do like you just fine. I was upset over you giving me the knock out drink, but I have forgiven you! Friends, ok Lacie girl?) ok anok. see lacie?
ok anok mom wuz rite. petra's mom sez she iz tu yung tu date. ( biggerest mango thinkz it is cuz hur mom thinkz i am "touched in the head". i dunno whut that iz. mom sez it meens a liddol crazy.) mango, i am not crazy, i jus dunno how tu spel az gud az sunny. i am smarterer than eferybudy finks, i keep tellin yu! ok anok. so petra is aloweded tu sit wif me on that plane. we will be jus frens but that iz ok. i wil stil bring corney dogs. an i wil haf anofer fren. ok anok. an i wil keep on lukin fer a gurlfren later after that plane ride. sumday i want won tho. like asta an stan. (if stan efer decides he wood like anofer gurlfren, i wood like asta! i no that wil nefer happen tho. mom sed so.) so it iz jus fine petra pie! we can tawk an be besterest frens,k? ok anok.
ok anok. tannerers mom sez she wil help me not fal in oshean waters or splat a wall whil i am flyin wif tannerer. i guess she finks me an tannererer won't fink of a guderest idea bi then. that iz ok cuz we wood not want tu hurt hur feelins wif our besterest idea! fank u tannererez mom.
ok anok. i gotta go now mom haz ben doin lotz of stuffs and iz buzy. an haz fingz tu take care of she sez.
by eferbudy! be shur tu tel tannererer (http://joestains.blogspot.com/ )if u want treetz on holoweeners! so we can bring it tu u all!