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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Scooter's Secrets

(Note* this is a picture of Scooter, his bean sis and niece from about 2 years ago. We found some older pics, but-ahem- the current ones are in the little pink thing still. And believe it or not-NO camera battery is charged. Someone-gee, who could it be?-left it's Scooter..)

Hay eferbudy!!!! itz me Scooter!!! i am feelin bedder. mom sez i am "on the mend" i dunno, i thot i wuz on the cowch! hahaha scooter joke. serously, i am on the cowch tho.

ok an ok. parentlee on oct numberer 5 mi twinerer tannererer tol 3 secretz. now he sez i am spozed to do the same fing? (tannerer, r u shure????) hmmmmmm. i am such a gud boy, i hafta fink hard. me??? keep secretz???

ok anok. sunny sez i haf tu tel this won but it iz barasssing. i am ALL boy uh man an so i lik tu mark eferyfing. i haf tu. it letz eferywon no i am heer an eferyfing iz mine. wel, i kin squeez owt a drop or 2 all the time, mom sez. soooo. in the howse mom putz a belly band on me. i lik tu fink of it as a big belt. lik jon wane wood ware or sumfink... she sez az i get older i do it mor. i dunno. i ushully git it off purdy quick. drivez mom nutz she sez. i thot she wuz nutz befor i efer wuz borneded! hahaha nother scooter joke.

ok anok. hmmmm. welp, this iz not ezy cuz i doan haf secretz.......u all no that, rite? uh...i wil tri tu start fites wif sum boy dogz. mom sez napoleon complex whutefer that iz. ushully big dogz. wif mi cuzinz nex dore, i am BOSS! Speedy iz the boy chi an he iz a wimp. sory but it iz tru. Molly iz the gurl dog an efen tho she is older, i boss hur too. but we stil kin play if thay mind me!

ok anok. man this iz so hard! dang...hmmmmm.sumtimz i MITE not haf the best jugd uh jujmi uh sumtimz i doan alwaz no the bestest fing tu do. sumtimz i mite hide stuff or sumfink. (R U SHURE BOWT THIS TANNERERER???) uh, o i doan no, maybe a bone or a toy or mom'z undiez. sumfink like that... nufink els i kin fink of....hmmmmmm uh nope , i doan fink i haf hidededed anyfing els i kin fink of rite now.

ok anok so that iz 3! whew. that wuz hard cuz i am such a gud boy. rite eferybudy???? RITE! i fink i am sposed tu tel sumwon els tu do secretz, but mom sez we hav ben "owt ov the loop"? long enuff that we doan no hoo haz or haz not dun this. mi mom tawks fery funy. she iz fery hard tu unnerstan, doan u fink so???? owt ov WHUT loop??? she nefer makez sens.

ok anok i am gonna tak a nap now cuz that wuz kinda hard. an it iz tim fur sum of mi meds. that iz whut mom calz it. i cal it cheez.

ok anok see u guyz the soonerest! i git to go to the big pardy in england(i guess it iz a big howse a long wayz away. u tak a plane- miz rubys plane tu git ther. ALSO i git tu help mi twinererer Tannerer the flying dog bring candyz and treetz. COOOOL!!!!) it iz purty sooon rite mom? she sez rite.

Hi 5s

Scooter - the chi wif purdy much nufink to hide....


Asta said...

Gweat news!! Yopu'we feeling bettewew!!! Yipeee!!!
I'm doing a hppy dance.You'we such a vewy good boy, that I don't know how you could even come up wif those things to must have huwt youw bwain to think of them..Youw twinnew Tannewew huwts his bwain all the time..have a good nap
smoochie kisses
pee ess..the pawty is going to be gweat!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

That's khool woo are feeling better!

Woo and Tanner are surely a pair of pairs!!


BenTheRotti said...

Hey Scooter Rooter,

so glad to hear you are feeling better, I'll lay off with the rotti slobbers for a while.. don't want to drown you in them!

Loved your secrets.. you are almost as doofusish as Tanner, I can truly believe you are his twin! BOL!

love and tailwags,

Ben xxxx

Anonymous said...

YEA! I'm glad you are feeling better! Good enough to tell secrets on yourself!

That pink thing down there with pictures in it looks like it would be fun to play with!

Abby said...

Hi, Scooter...

I'm sooo glad you are feeling better...I missed you...

You & Tanner be careful when you are flying aroung brings treat to everyone...

Abby xxxooo

Coco said...

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Gus said...

Scooter: Good work on the seecruds. Now if you will only tell us where you hide your mom's undies, everything will go much smoother.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Scooter!
Glad you are feeling better.
Now I understand better you and Tanner are twins!
Kisses and hugs

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee Scooter....glad yer feelin' ya get ta wear a bellyband? Gram made a ton of 'em fer us when we were we wouldn't pee on the floor...can't tell ya how many times we just peed in the bellybands...then dumb Gram would ferget ta take 'em off when we went outside.......we did a special big pee in 'em ta teach er a lesson.....just like changin' a diaper....'n she thought she was finished with that....hahahah....

Dewey Dewster here....

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello scooter its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow yoo ar going in a playn to the mithical land of england???? wow that is amazing i heer it tayks like a hundred yeers to git their and wile yoo ar their yoo git to eet bangers and mash and blud pudding i am not shoor wot all that stuf is but it sownds gud ok wel hav a gud time ok bye

Thor said...

Hi Scooter!
I am so glad to hear you are feeling better!

Love and licks

Mack said...

We're so truly glad you are feeling better Scooter!

I think you should take it easy and rest. Very interesting secrets!

Petra said...

My weekend will be a good one, now that I know you are feeling better, Scooter!


And secrets are fun, too.

Coco said...

I posted a Ladybug Hug award on my page for you Sunny, Scooter, & Jamie!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Licks,

Coco - The Princess

Deetz said...

Hi Sunny and Scooter.....My mum has been so busy here lately. I took a nap with her last night and I even tried to share my chew bone with her, but she didn't want any. I helped daddy feed the horses and then I got daddies lunchbox out of his truck and finished his lunch for him...surely he appreciated it.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We don't hide mom's ummers we chew them up. hehe She has to be more careful where she leaves them lay..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Peanut said...

Scooter man. We are catching up. Sorry to hear you haven't been feeling well. Those were quite the secrets you told us.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Not sure if Dad got the DVD at or

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Tadpole said...

Those were GREAT secrets, Scooter! And very brave of you for sharing :-)

I'm SO GLAD you're feeling better, my friend! I can have a good weekend now...!

Snowy and Crystal said...

nice secrets =)

aww that picture is so adorable

Malts Paws

Amber-Mae said...

Good to hear you are sooo much better Scooter!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

the 4 Bs said...

hey Scooter, we're glad to hear that you're doing better. that's good news. and geesh - those secrets are amazing. we think you're kind of a funny little guy. we will never never reveal our secrets!


The Girl said...

Hey Scooter! We're so happy to hear you're feeling better!

Those secrets aren't so bad, buddy. The only indoor place I mark is when I visit the SPCA with The Girl (oh, and in pet stores), where there are just so many smells. She keeps threatening me with a belly band. It's good to know a dog can get out of them.

Brown dog kisses,

Joe Stains said...

Tanner said thanks for doing that, he figured you'd have a tough time as you are as good as he is.

I can't believe you get punished for trying to make small Stains, I find it admirable!