Scooter's Secrets

(Note* this is a picture of Scooter, his bean sis and niece from about 2 years ago. We found some older pics, but-ahem- the current ones are in the little pink thing still. And believe it or not-NO camera battery is charged. Someone-gee, who could it be?-left it on.....here's Scooter..)


Hay eferbudy!!!! itz me Scooter!!! i am feelin bedder. mom sez i am "on the mend" i dunno, i thot i wuz on the cowch! hahaha scooter joke. serously, i am on the cowch tho.


ok an ok. parentlee on oct numberer 5 mi twinerer tannererer tol 3 secretz. now he sez i am spozed to do the same fing? (tannerer, r u shure????) hmmmmmm. i am such a gud boy, i hafta fink hard. me??? keep secretz???


ok anok. sunny sez i haf tu tel this won but it iz barasssing. i am ALL boy uh man an so i lik tu mark eferyfing. i haf tu. it letz eferywon no i am heer an eferyfing iz mine. wel, i kin squeez owt a drop or 2 all the time, mom sez. soooo. in the howse mom putz a belly band on me. i lik tu fink of it as a big belt. lik jon wane wood ware or sumfink... she sez az i get older i do it mor. i dunno. i ushully git it off purdy quick. drivez mom nutz she sez. i thot she wuz nutz befor i efer wuz borneded! hahaha nother scooter joke.


ok anok. hmmmm. welp, this iz not ezy cuz i doan haf secretz.......u all no that, rite? uh...i wil tri tu start fites wif sum boy dogz. mom sez napoleon complex whutefer that iz. ushully big dogz. wif mi cuzinz nex dore, i am BOSS! Speedy iz the boy chi an he iz a wimp. sory but it iz tru. Molly iz the gurl dog an efen tho she is older, i boss hur too. but we stil kin play if thay mind me!


ok anok. man this iz so hard! dang...hmmmmm.sumtimz i MITE not haf the best jugd uh jujmi uh sumtimz i doan alwaz no the bestest fing tu do. sumtimz i mite hide stuff or sumfink. (R U SHURE BOWT THIS TANNERERER???) uh, o i doan no, maybe a bone or a toy or mom'z undiez. sumfink like that... nufink els i kin fink of....hmmmmmm uh nope , i doan fink i haf hidededed anyfing els i kin fink of rite now.


ok anok so that iz 3! whew. that wuz hard cuz i am such a gud boy. rite eferybudy???? RITE! i fink i am sposed tu tel sumwon els tu do secretz, but mom sez we hav ben "owt ov the loop"? long enuff that we doan no hoo haz or haz not dun this. mi mom tawks fery funy. she iz fery hard tu unnerstan, doan u fink so???? owt ov WHUT loop??? she nefer makez sens.


ok anok i am gonna tak a nap now cuz that wuz kinda hard. an it iz tim fur sum of mi meds. that iz whut mom calz it. i cal it cheez.


ok anok see u guyz the soonerest! i git to go to the big pardy in england(i guess it iz a big howse a long wayz away. u tak a plane- miz rubys plane tu git ther. ALSO i git tu help mi twinererer Tannerer the flying dog bring candyz and treetz. COOOOL!!!!) it iz purty sooon rite mom? she sez rite.


Hi 5s


Scooter - the chi wif purdy much nufink to hide....