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Sunday, November 30, 2008

ansers tu bellee band qwestshuns

ok anok. so i hadeded sum qwestshuns bowt this bellee band. i likez tu mark fings. alot. parently, mom sez i kin sqweez owt drop after drop after drop. she sez i am mazing. duh. we noes that. i dunno why this iz sum kinda ishoo, but parently fur hur it iz. so i warez this an i doan tri tu mark. ok anok. corse i doan. i am smarterer than eferywon finks.. i keepz tellin hur that. i kin git owt ov this fing fery eezee an do alotz. wich also drivez mi mom crazee. duh agin. she alreddy iz!! hahahaha won of mi scooter jokez!!!
uh, Marvin. mi band duz not play any moosic. maybe it iz brokeded?? i tol mom tu get me won that duz. we'll see. ok anok.
Khyra, i duzent needz it tu hold fudz in mi tummee.
Dannan, it iz reely not so bad. #1 it iz bedder than beein gateded off in the kitchen. #2 u reely kin git it off if u tri. mom haz nefer fownd won that i kin not git off. hahaha
Dennis, nop it iz nuffing lik a jellee been. tu bad, hu?
ok anok. i fink i ansereded eferywon. o yeh. mom sez az i getz olderer i getz wurserer bowt this marking. whutefer mom. i gotta let eferybudy no i am heer!! an markin iz how u du that. duh mom.
ok anok. i fink i needz a snak.
hi 5s
scooter
pee ess fankz fur not makin fun ov me. an i lik the boxer shorts ideea.
pee ess #2 i sleepz in mi bed on the big bed cuz i fallz off the bed lotz if i doan haf this won liddol place tu stay... mom sez that iz whi she wuz callin me a doofus befor we efer meeteded Tannerer
agin i say whutefer mom

21 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Boyz are sure silly!


Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I still think it was holding in all your turkey!

Peanut said...

Those are very good answers to the questions. Of course you are getting smarter as you get older. Isn't that the way it is supposed to be

the 4 Bs said...

you look kind of cool with that belly band, Scooter. we admire you for marking everything. we like to read pee-mail. it's how we can know all of the news.

woofs.

Mango said...

That belly band, oh man! Its just not a good look on you. Can't you get something with skulls or some other manly thing?

Slobbers,
Mango

Georgeous said...

Oh Scooter, we would not laugh at you, you are our friend. We're glad you can go in the rest of the house now, including the small hoomans bed? worth wearing a band eh buddy?
George

Gus said...

Hey Scooter! Tell your mom is it a guy thing and she needs to get over it.

Uhhh,,,didn't work here, just in case you are wondering.


gussie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Scooter!
I did not want to ask you about your belly band and now I know all about it!
A bed on a bed! Good idea!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lacy said...

w00f's scooter and sunny, ooo boy scooter me iz shure glad u answered all those questions...

b safe,
~rocky~

Coco said...

belly band or not...i love ya both ways, andif yoru mommyever needs a break and you need a vacation, you can come stay with me...belly band and all!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses

Coco - The Princess

Bae Bae said...

I think you look cute napping there

~ Bae

Poopsie Blue said...

Love the photo!

Pats 7 pets
Blue

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

I am disappointed your Band does not play music, I think you should get your Mum to get you one soonest.

Although now I understand why you have one!

You have a very new language, so I take some time to bark through it.........

Barks, and licks, and here's hoping the Band Plays On soon.

love licks, Marvin xxxx Who Likes his Moooooooosic.

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

I am disappointed your Band does not play music, I think you should get your Mum to get you one soonest.

Although now I understand why you have one!

You have a very new language, so I take some time to bark through it.........

Barks, and licks, and here's hoping the Band Plays On soon.

love licks, Marvin xxxx Who Likes his Moooooooosic.

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

sorry for some reason I posted that gem twice!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello scooter its dennis the vizsla dog hay i yoozd to mark in the howse too but i dont ennymore becuz i obtaynd paperwurk frum the bank wot sed the howse and evrything in it is mine the gud thing abowt paperwurk as opposd to marking is that paperwurk wil hold up in a kort of law ennyway the other day dada kawt me marking with my feets in the living rum yoo no by scraping my feets on the carpet and he sed that woodnt wurk to mark the carpet but wot duz he no he is just a hyooman ennyway i think yoo shud consult an attornee abowt gitting sum paperwurk like mine ok bye

Mack said...

At least it's a nice dark, masculine color, right??

Stanislaw said...

Dude. I had to wear one of those when I had separation anxiety. Good thing I got over that! But seriously... I wore that band for the better part of a year. I feel your belly-banded pain!

Joe Stains said...

Oh you and Tanner really are special little guys. You pee on stuff to mark it and Tanner gets MUD ON EVERYTHING. He came running in last night covered in MUD and Mom had to toss him in the sink...and he is RUNNING IN PLACE in the sink while she tries to wash him. HE IS NUTS!

Dannan and The Girl said...

Thanks for the answer about what it is like. The Girl has been threatening for as long as I've been here (3.5 years now!). But lately, she's been really saying that she'd like to be able to take me with her when she has meetings at the SPCA. And for some reason, she says she can't keep an eye on me (to catch me as I'm setting up to mark) and run a meeting at the same time. It's not like I'm the only dog that ever marked there, for pete's sake! Sheesh, she just is crazy. But just in case she gets one for me, I'm glad to know I can get out of it! BOL!

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Stanley said...

Yo, Scooter Dude!

Thank you for answering every question I could imagine asking about your belly band. WHOA! I sure hope you get one that plays music... maybe jazz or hard rock (if I can put in a request).

If anydog does laugh at you for the band, please let me know. I will pay them a visit and teach them some manners!

Goob love,
Stanley

Sarah K. said...

We dunno about the belly band, but you look TOO CUTE all curled in your bed like that.